Two-time Loser!

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Remember that whoopin' I told you about that LL Cool J so nicely gift wrapped for that intruder?  Well turns out he had a little more than a few bumps and bruises.  LL pushed dudes nose back into his optical cavity! No really, he just broke his noes and jaw(lol).

Fifty-six year old Jonathan A. Kirby has been charged with 1st degree burglary with a person present.

To add insult to Kirby's injuries(literally) he's a three time offender and you know what that means, three strike and YOU'RE OUT!  If he is convicted(which duh, he will be) this dude could face 38 to life.

Not only that, but the prosecutor has asked for his bail to be set at $1.1 million.  Why do they even do that? Why post some astronomical bail price that they'll obviously never be able to meet? If he could afford $1.1 million he wouldn't have been rummaging around in LL's family room that night. Why not just deny bail all together or just cut to the chase and set it to "Yo ass ain't gettin' out" price?

So dude used his last chance to brake into a house, get his jaw handed to him, and face life in prison.  Talk about a 2 time loser!

Some ideas are spreading that Mr. Kirby might have his own case for excessive force used by Mr J.  I'm sorry but I don't see it working.  Johnny Corcoran is dead.