Monday, September 24, 2012

Kanye West, No Amateur Porn Star!

This is not a test!  Do not attempt to adjust your smart phone!  We now have word that not only did Weezy boink one Kim K look-alike, but there is another video floating around of a similar nature!

Apparently somewhere on this earth there is a pool of Kim K-ettes specifically engineered for Kanye's twisted fantasies available for his feature length sexcapades where he imagines he is diddling the real thing.  Well fellas I suggest you get your tracking skills together because he probably abandoned the pool somewhere since he finally has the real thing!

We have not confirmed yet who the other Kim K-ette is but the initial alleged co-star to the first movie is reported to possibly be none other than Ms. Mony Monn, someone who has already been noted for barring a striking resemblance.


But Ms Monn denies all claims that the woman in the video is her.



Not only does this additional video reportedly contain another Kim K doppelganger, it is almost twice the length of the other movie!

Sources close to the pornrap star say he has no idea how these videos leaked out and that he is ready to pounce on whomever finally decides to relieve themselves as the distributor with the full strength of his legal team.

I want to know what Kimmy thinks of all this?  Something tells me she won't be as receptive to his exploits as he is hers.  Next up Kim K feat Scott Disick  - "Perfect Nigga"?  This relationship has officially crossed the borderline from "Inappropriate" to "Sign of the Impending Apocalypse  (this cannot be life!)


Dare I say, if Yeezy was able to find someone he is obsessed with more than himself, this may become an extremely sticky situation.





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