TMZ reports that Mystikal plans on trying this rap game out one last time, and if he doesn't get a hit on this next album he plans on resorting to his #2 talent, screwing.
If he raps anything like he boinks(which he probably does since he did that stent for a sexual battery charge back in 2004 when he forced his hair stylist to perform sexual acts on him), this is sure to be some wild and crazy footage.
I'm personally excited! So here's my idea!: Officially boycott all new Mystikal music, even if its good, so his sales will plummet and he'll be forced into the arms of adult entertainment! Hey maybe he can even be like Brian Pumper and rap and diddle and diddle while he raps a diddle to his music. Reportedly his first desired conquest is none other than Pinky, "She's a bad bitch. I would take her down in a second."
This just may be the first bit of porn I'm actually willing to pay for!(LOL)
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