Police were called to the home of Bobbi Kristina and boyfriend Nick Gordon Sunday evening for reports of noise complaints. When they arrived at the home no one answered the door, but that is when police found something even more interesting.
Sitting in the parking garage of their apartment complex was a battered and totaled 2012 Chevy Camaro. When police ran the tags they came back as being owned by one Mr. Nick Gordon.
Details surrounding the incident and obvious accident are still fuzzy. Nick was driving himself and there are reports that the couple was arguing at the time. No other cars where involved in the crash and somehow the car was still driven back to their apartment despite the obvious lack of.. tire and every one of the air bags being deployed.
There has been no further information given but the police have officially opened up an investigation.
I hope everything is alright and both Bobbi and Nick are alright. I hope we don't have another Chris Brown and Rihanna case on our hands....
Lil' Wayne is suing Quincy Jones III over a documentary about his life surrounding his production of "The Carter III" album back in 2008. Mr. Carter claims that he halted completion of the documentary because of its horrible depiction of him and that even though Quincy III decided to construct and distribute the documentary anyway, Wayne did not give him the rights to sample the songs that he did use in the film.
In true form, the deposition that Lil' Wayne gave for this case was, well, ratchet. I hope he doesn't sue the court for deformation of character too after this >__>. Throughout the entire recording Wayne could not "recall" anything and the things he could "recall" were hilarious. Apparently, on top of his rapping and acting skills, he also has some telepathy or ESP he has had yet to reveal to us until this time. He finished off the line of questioning with some rather direct general threats towards his questioner:
The film in question is still available for viewing on YouTube. I saw it back when it was first distributed and to me I don't think it portrayed Lil' Wayne to be anything other than what he was, I believe The Carter himself said it best:
For all intents and purposes, money is money and rapper Mystikal intends to get in where he fits in.
TMZ reports that Mystikal plans on trying this rap game out one last time, and if he doesn't get a hit on this next album he plans on resorting to his #2 talent, screwing.
If he raps anything like he boinks(which he probably does since he did that stent for a sexual battery charge back in 2004 when he forced his hair stylist to perform sexual acts on him), this is sure to be some wild and crazy footage.
I'm personally excited! So here's my idea!: Officially boycott all new Mystikal music, even if its good, so his sales will plummet and he'll be forced into the arms of adult entertainment! Hey maybe he can even be like Brian Pumper and rap and diddle and diddle while he raps a diddle to his music. Reportedly his first desired conquest is none other than Pinky, "She's a bad bitch. I would take her down in a second."
This just may be the first bit of porn I'm actually willing to pay for!(LOL)
Juicy J finally dropped the music video for the current ratchet theme song of the moment, "Bandz a Make Her Dance" featuring Lil' Wayne and 2 Chainz.
I'll have to say, based on the content of the song, I'm a little disappointed in the video. There's a marching band in the video(what I'm assuming is a cheesy play on the whole "bandz" term). And then they show a cat when someone says "pussy". I mean the whole thing is just sort of lame.
And no offence to the "Beckies" out there, but there are like, NO ratchet booties to speak of in the video. Granted the whole "whooty" movement has taken tromendous leaps and bounds for the past five years or so and what with the advancements in augmentation technology, clapping is an art no longer limited to just boriquas, black chicks, and anybody who used tosuper size their fries. But the most that I got of a "clap" was some medium sized booty in shadow.
Really a poor attempt at ratchosity if you ask me. You fellas are getting weak at your objectification skills. I'm about to quit blogging and start directing out here!
This is not a test! Do not attempt to adjust your smart phone! We now have word that not only did Weezy boink one Kim K look-alike, but there is another video floating around of a similar nature!
Apparently somewhere on this earth there is a pool of Kim K-ettes specifically engineered for Kanye's twisted fantasiesavailable for his feature length sexcapades where he imagines he is diddling the real thing. Well fellas I suggest you get your tracking skills together because he probably abandoned the pool somewhere since he finally has the real thing!
We have not confirmed yet who the other Kim K-ette is but the initial alleged co-star to the first movie is reported to possibly be none other than Ms. Mony Monn, someone who has already been noted for barring a striking resemblance.
But Ms Monn denies all claims that the woman in the video is her.
Not only does this additional video reportedly contain another Kim K doppelganger, it is almost twice the length of the other movie!
Sources close to the pornrap star say he has no idea how these videos leaked out and that he is ready to pounce on whomever finally decides to relieve themselves as the distributor with the full strength of his legal team.
I want to know what Kimmy thinks of all this? Something tells me she won't be as receptive to his exploits as he is hers. Next up Kim K featScott Disick - "Perfect Nigga"? This relationship has officially crossed the borderline from "Inappropriate" to "Sign of the Impending Apocalypse (this cannot be life!)
Dare I say, if Yeezy was able to find someone he is obsessed with more than himself, this may become an extremely sticky situation.
You think I'm going to say Kim Kardashian don't you? Well I am, but also add look-alike to that title as well!(LOL)
Apparently a sex tape featuring Mr. West with an unknown Kim Kardashian look-a-like is currently being shopped around. RadarOnline.com reports seeing the tape in its entirety and confirms that it is definitely Mr. West and that he is fully aware that he is being filmed as you see him set up the video camera in the beginning and also look into the camera before he himself turns it off.
EDIT: We were advised to remove our screenshot from the video so in stead I replaced it with a pic of a unicorn farting a rainbow, you're welcome!
It's about 20 minutes long shot in what appears to be a hotel room where the unidentified female clearly states that she is 18 years old and also that she is married but she and her husband no longer have marital relations and that is why she is there. She is curvy with long black hair and a deep skin tone, all features which relate her to the Kardashian image, however, during their cavorting, they never kiss, and just stick to the deed as Yeezy stays strapped up tight.
Insiders in the sex industry state that the video was shot some time shortly before Kanye starte dating Kim and he is terrified of it getting around. Understandably so! I'd drop a guy quicker than a hot potato if I found out he did something so creepy!
There are a few things wrong to me with this picture, well besides the obvious. This girl is 18 years old? Married? And been in the marriage long enough that her husband is done sexing her? And who would get tired of sexing a Kimmy look-alike?! So many things don't add up. And back to the obvious, how creepy is it that you sought after a Kim K look-alike to boing before you started dating the real Kim K? How obsessed are you with this woman? With each story we discover of this relationship it sounds more and more weird, inappropriate and just plain, unnatural.
I called a restraining order would be the ending of this relationship... now I double down my bet!
Last week a mysterious marketing plot was deployed on R&B bad boy crooner Chris Brown. But its intentions where not nearly as as harmful as the culprit probably hoped it would be.
Over night a series of warning labels popped up on Chris Brown's latest album, "Fortune." The warning label reads:
In stead of throwing a fit, or a chair for that matter, Breezy and his marketing team are laughing the situations off. The ploy would probably help Mr. Brown's sales more than anything because at this point, who really does not know about that whole situation? There's really no more that can be said or done about it, especially after Rihanna's comments on how she feels about Chris during her interview on Oprah's Next Chapter. So really, the world wide media coverage that this stunt has produced is free publicity.
I personally would not mind purchasing a CD with the infamous sticker on the cover, like sort of a collector's item, but then again, I'm weird and unnecessary like that(LOL) I mean if Rihanna is over it shouldn't everyone else? She forgave and moved on, it didn't even happen to them why are they still so pressed over it?
They say don't buy the CD, not really much on not buying the digital download ;)
Are we ready for a new reality-based competition show?!! And no, I'm not talking about that "Oh Shit!" thatextreme musical chairs mess! Apparently "half man-half robot" Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas is preparing the work-up of a new technology-themed talent based competition show.
Will thinks the show will have a success rate like that of "American Idol" and give tech wizes everywhere the opportunity to develop and showcase products ideas and inventions that may propel the technological revolution like never before. As a singer and producer and innovative director for Intel Technological Corporation, Will.i.am is no stranger to technology.
I'm sure he thought long and hard on this one for a while so this will surly be a success. I personally love the idea and would definitely tune in. I find technology vastly interesting and with the wide variety of options there are in a subject as such I'm sure the show would always remain terribly interesting. I vote yes! What about you?
I remember first learning of Kreayshawn when I was following Kat Stacks on Twitter(come on we all did it). Kat Stacks shared the video of Kreayshawn speaking on her thoughts of what Kat Stacks was doing as an industry, as a hoe, as a hoe in the industry, and as a industry hoe.
After I watched the video I was intrigued by this hood-sounding, blonde chick with the first connected nose ring I had seen since 1994. So I clicked on her other videos and found this single "Bumpin Bumpin" and fell in LOVE! I immediately had to have the song on my playlist. I played it for all my friends while I gave the Kat Stacks back story and everything. This girl was different and she wasn't afraid to stand out and be whatever she wanted to be.
Then things went silent for a while. She's an artist and a producer so she started posting weird "trippy" videos that are actually quite interesting when you are inebriated or under the influence of recreational narcotics(or so I've been told ;). But the music was nowhere to be found for a while.
Then all of a sudden I started seeing screen shots of what looked to be a music video on Tumblr, so I investigated. My suspicions were correct! Kreayshawn had come out with a new single and a new music video! Again I fell head over heels! She had actually sampled her first song, to aid in this new single, "Gucci Gucci."
Her popularity started buzzing after this. Lil' Wayne remixed it and she started working with bigger artists like Souljah Boy and 2 Chainz. She dropped a mixtape on DatPiff and it got mixed reviews. I personally hated it but then again I'm not into that chopped and screwed up non-rhyming music.
Recently, she released a single and music video for "Go Hard" off her debut album, "Somethin' Bout Kreay." It's on sale now and features stars like Kid Cudi and 2Chainz as well as her long time rode dogs, Diplo, Sissy Nobby, V-nasty and Chippy Nonstop. She even performed it live on the Jimmy Kimmel Show(big things)! I will have to admit, the album is well produced. Some of the songs are very fun. Even the song "Left Ey3" was feeding me a little gangster. And I honestly don't even hate her rendition of "Supersonic" entitled "K234ys0nixz", but I do, however, I hate her title naming choices.
This was my least favorite out of all of her singles but that's just personal preference.
Overall I would not recommend the album to any and everybody. There definitely is "Somthin' Bout Kreay." I have even gotten some of the most hard core guys I know to admit to finding her at the least, "interesting." But I would recommend for everyone to give her a shot, she's probably got at least one song you would bump somewhere for some reason.
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American Idol started recording their 12th season last Sunday and immediately you could feel the tension in the air between the now two official resident divas,Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey. Mrs. CannonCarey made it no secret of how upset she was that Nick was a whole 45 minutes fashionably late to the opening seasons first round of auditions.
Mariah and Nicki also went back and fourth as Mariah criticized her critiques. So it was a critique within a critique within a critique about critiquing(INCEPTION!).
But Monday Mariah squashed the beef and took Nicki aside, claiming that this drama is not something that Fox or American Idol needs and Nicki agreed.
Well hell, if there's no drama there's no need for me to watch! That's what I was tuning in for! Somebody better hurry up and steal somebody else's pink lipstick or something quick and get back to the feuding because if not I predict American Idol's rating tanking faster than Mitt Romney at a Single Black Mother's Convention!
Kanye West has the perfect cure for those unwed baby-less 32nd birthday blues. He is reportedly spending at least $1million on Kim's 32nd birthday to help cheer her up from being a two-time wedded loser and apparently baron.
Sources say West has planned to fly Kimmy and a number of her close friends and family out to Pine City, a private island on the exotic paradise islands of Turks and Caicos. They have also hired a personal 5-star chef along with thousands of dollars in designer goods. He custom ordered a Prada bag lined in the initials "KK", a pink diamond bracelet, and a couture Chanel dress.
There might even be an engagement added to the list of birthday gifts as well. West allegedly took some of his late mother Donda West's jewelry to design an engagement ring. Close friends think its a horrible idea, however, advising him not to give Kim the ring for fear of her horrible track record with relationships and the difficulty he might have getting such a sentimental piece of jewelry back from them if they ever happen to split.
I'm still skeptical. I mean I had similar feelings towards Wiz and Amber but their love grew on me, it seemed real, and I learned to respect it and realize that they were serious about their love. This whole KimYe fiasco, however, is still far beyond my grasp. They seem more than just an odd-couple, as I thought with Wiz and Amber, they just seem wrong. But perhaps they're wrong in that cosmic, o-so-right way, maybe they're just both so screwed up that there is nobody else right for each other but them. But I guess time will tell.(well, as long as you know, the Earth doesn't end in December and junk...)
Baltimore's own Maine-Izm sat down with Varsity's DBoi to talk talk and state facts at the local seafood hangout spot, Moe's. And state facts they did! Leave it up to DBoi to be realer than real and squash any of the rumors swiftly and as clearly as possible. If you want the truth about DBoi nobody better to ask then DBoi himself. So check out the interview, "One on one" with Maine-Izm but be warned, sometimes people don't like to hear the real truth!
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Oh happy day! We have more Missy music! The long anticipated singles off of Missy's upcoming 7th album, tentatively entitled, "Block Party" will soon be out for download! "Triple Threat" and "9th Inning" were both performed over the Labor Day weekend as Missy Elliot hit the stage with long time friend and favorite business mate, Timbaland.
These songs are HOTT!! Definitely worth a purchase!
The entire internet is a-buzz with excitement and anticipation! FINALLY REAL MUSIC IS COMING BACK TO... UH... MUSIC!! I can't wait for the album if these singles(and Missy's impeccable track record) are any indication we won't have to be tortured with bubble gum pop rap from these other FemCs(I refused to mention at this time) anymore!!
Late Friday morning the wake for young rapper Joseph Russell-Coleman aka Lil' JoJo was held at the Jones Funeral Home on 79th and Kedzie in the Ashburn neighborhood of Chicago. Hundreds of mourners came to show their "respects" to Lil' JoJo and his family members by showing up in clothing just as loud as they were and almost toppling Lil' JoJo's casket and some of his family members along with it trying to view the body. The ones who did not or could not get in however, chose to smoke weed outside in the parking lot.
Robin Russell, Lil' JoJo's mother, had to go so far as to scream into the microphone "Get the f*ck out!" in order to get the crowd to rest. Minutes later, Chicago police cleared the funeral home as helicopters hovered overhead and several squad cars patrolled the streets. The young men and women, then turned the wake into a parking lot dance party as they played Lil' JoJo's first single, "3HunnaK" and sang and danced to the very lyrics that could have possibly gotten the young boy murdered in the first place.
Lil' JoJo's half brother, John Coleman, however, took all these displays as positives. He saw it as a testament to how loved his brother was.
I see it all and everything as very misguided and disrespectful. I bet not one of those children there that day even took a second to recognize the fragile mortality that is life. Most are probably just looking for revenge in stead of forgiveness. I bet a couple even showed up to check out the "shorties" maybe checking to see if Lil' JoJo left a girlfriend behind or something(SMMFH).
I know they say that every generation looks down on the next generation and wonders where this world will be going and what is coming of it with the way that they act but I can honestly say, it has to be getting worse and worse. Yes when I was younger I did some very ratchet things, but when it came down to the principals and the fundamentals that most Black people stand for as their standard of respect, I didn't touch it. You now have young people cursing out the wise and elderly; hell even Bloods and Crips would put the colors down for a moment to show respect to a funeral. This is just beyond excuse and understanding and I fear that this little boy will have died in vain because no one is seeing the bigger message here.
The incomparable artist formerly known as Prince, then, The Arsitst Formerly Know As Prince, who's now known as Prince again, graced us with his presence on The View to promote his "Welcome to Chicago" tour.
He's always been known to be artistically and fashionably on the cutting edge, creating some very fashion forward looks that set standards of both beauty and, well, not-so-beauty; so of course the Royal Purple Badass himself had to sit us on our heads with something since we haven't heard or seen from him in a while.
This time he has chosen to un-tame his luxurious mane and give us little sister/brother solider with his We are the World afro. Are we impressed, surprised, horrified? If you ask me, to hell with his hair. I want to know what magic potion he's sipping on to keep this dude from aging? If you told me right now if I put a Sister Solider fro in my hair to become ageless I'd do it in a heartbeat!
During an interview with Fight HypeMayweather was bombarded with questions on weather or not he and 50 Cent were still in partnership with each other on a business and personal level. Gracefully Mayweather danced around the answers just as nicely as he daces around the ring avoiding his opponents blows.
Translation, no, they are no longer friends and they will probably never be friends again. Mayweather is concentrating on his Mayweather Promotions company and moving on with life, as we all should. Friendships come and go all the time but a good business can last forever.
In the latest installment of the artful and the macabre, Frank Ocean's video for "Pyramids" is sure to leave you feeling excited and a little confused. As with all his videos of late, he always looks as if he is coming from, or on his way to do something maniacal and menacing. He does, however, look quite dapper in his funeral black suite with silver tie clip.
If you're not paying attention at first you miss the subtle distortions that are initially set in the video. When Frank moves a certain way or wipes his face, his face or body stretches out or distorts as if the body were malleable.
When he enters the strip club all the women initially look beautiful and then their faces and eyes shift into some sort of demonic form. I'm sure on the surface everyone is going to be saying that this video has everything to do with Free Masons or the Illuminati or whatever propaganda is being spewed this week, but I see more.
For one thing, the song is longer than what the video displays. The video actually begins at the second part of the song but in total I feel the song tells a story of the black woman's plight in today's society. It's cool, I'll explain.
Many historical documents depict Cleopatra as a beautiful brown skinned woman, even though a lot of movies like to portray her as fair skinned. Many people think that the Egyptians are an ancestor of the modern Black people and Africans. In the begging of the song Frank speaks of them taking Cleopatra and she is running. The outro of the first section of the song(remember it is not in the video) says:
"...Our war is over, our queen has met her doom
No more she lives no more serpent in her room
No more it has killed Cleopatra."
Literally, it is believed that Cleopatra comitted suicide by way of snake venom as was the custom in that time, but figuratively, with the reoccurring metaphor that happens in this song, I feel that Cleopatra is the symbol for Black women in society and the snake is the metaphor for the sins that "killed" her(via the cardinal sin according to the Bible). We have been hunted down and broken down with depictions of what we should be and look like, "Our skin like bronze and our hair like cashmere" that we have lost our value, "The jewel of Africa/What good is a jewel that ain't still precious?" We've lost our "Cleopatra" in that we've lost our core values as women and as women with a very strong ancestry. Our women weren't just queens, we were warriors. We are better than video vixen eye candy and stripper poles.
But sadly, every night, our Cleopatras put on their faces and work at the Pyramid(strip club) and when he says "She's not working for free" I don't think he means the tips she gets paid, but the payment your soul makes every night when you give it away and devalue yourself by putting a price on your body that is supposed to be a priceless jewel.
I know this is one of my longer posts but I just really had to break this down to you because if you don't pay close attention to a lot of Frank Ocean's songs you can miss a lot of the messages he tries to convey. He's an artist in this craft. This is not just music he makes, these are people's life stories he tells. Pay attention.
Download a cop of the wonderful album now if for some stupid crazy reason you haven't already! What's wrong with you? You don't like good music? Well go buy it now!! BUY IT!
